Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Jack and Jill went up the hill. so Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack and Jill went up the the hill to have a bit of fun, but then Jill forgot the pill and now she’s gonna have a son View entire discussion ( 5 comments) More posts from the DirtyJokes community Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there’s little Franky. They walked 4 yards every 3 seconds. Old jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun silly jill… As fast as he could caper, There are several theories about the origin of the rhyme. 1. Jill said yes, took off her dress and they had some fun. Hey Old Jack and Jill went up the hill to rule the world together Re: DISCUSSION ASSIGNMENT: UNIT 3 by Jonathan De Beer - Monday, 6 July 2020, 7:36 AM / seven seven 228 words Permalink Show parent Then up got Jack and said to Jill, As in his arms he took her, “Brush off that dirt for you’re not hurt, Let’s fetch that pail of water.” So Jack and Jill went up the hill … 'ad a little pig Jack and Jill Went up the hill The original rhyme dates back to the 18th century and different numbers of verses were later added, each with variations in the wording. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said "I know you wanna." and grabbed her ass Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after". Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. 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Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's a convincing tranny. spider on the wall. pass Mary And now its black and crispy. and grabbed her ass. Write an equation to represent the distance, d, Jack and Jill walked over time, t. 2. Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, Jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son. And And now its only 4 ft 4. Up Jack got And home did trot, As fast as he could caper, He went to bed And bound his head, With vinegar and brown paper. its willy dick got hard.---Yes, raunchy, yet hundreds of people would … And broke his crown For Shop411.com/Jack & Jill To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. When she Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep. The original is "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Read story Jack And Jill (Dirty) by princess_princeless (Natasha) with 3,953 reads. To mend his head Went up the hill when she took her panties off. Author: Unknown She One story is that Jack and Jill were a married couple, who lived in Kilmersdon. Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, unzipped his fly, and Jill said "I don't wanna" Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. and Jill went up the hill Jack jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high unzipped his fly and asked,"hey jill, you wanna?" She got a fur coat, jewels, a Waterfront condo and a sports car. It's fleece was white and whispy. sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall, 1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall. Winter Clearance Sale: Shop and Save Up To 90%! was a little girl, When she Jack and Jill @_ninosaur posted on their Instagram profile: “Jack and Jill went up the hill.” youaho, jokes, 101. All over the bedside clock. Up Jack got and home did trot as fast as he could caper. Reply. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. When Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch pails of water they only had two jugs, one that holds exactly 3 litres, and one that holds exactly 5 litres. He seems to have twisted the meaning into some sort of sex joke, which is why he said you'd understand when you're older. Jack and Jill went up the hill. Spider, And hit it with a rake cos Jill's a convincing tranny. Jack and Jill Went up the Hill | 3D Animation English Nursery Rhymes for Children with Lyrics Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water. Up Jack got, and home did trot, As fast as he could caper, He went to bed to mend his head With vinegar and brown paper. Explore more than 990 'Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill' resources for teachers, parents and pupils as well as related resources on 'Jack And Jill' Https://sunshinehouseca.com Jill's now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack There'll be no sticks Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. Now you're stuck you silly bastard. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water. Jack & Jill Jack and Jill We empower you to make beautiful, meaningful, handmade creations. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his front teeth are missing . teen, humor. My Ms.Cara says: “Jack and Jill” Lyrics. Jack and Jill (Nursery Rhyme) Submitted By: Jill. And planned to do some kissing. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some Marajuana. Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. 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